Surprise!

This is a short but sweet story. I was yet again waiting around the house for my lovely boyfriend to show up. He was more then an hour late, typical. I had no where to be, no where to go, i just get pissed when he says something and doesnt follow though, cause im a bitch like that. He showed up glowing with a big smile! "I'm sorry baby!. but clothes your eyes i have a surprise" being the girl i am or maybe even a normal person that hears their significant other say "i have a surprise" i thought....... "yay a present! oh my god i can't believe this!" he screamed behind me "now dont look!" "i wont I wont!!" why would i want to ruin my surprise right? OK! I turned around and there was my boyfriend standing there wearing a brand new bafana bafana jersey he had no doubt just bought from some guy at the traffic light. "Doesn't it look great jamal?" Suprise! my boyfriend, yes did surprise me with something he bought for himself. I think he really underestimated my happiness in his own, sorry baby, surprise!