My south african boyfriend

whats up with all these archie comics all over the place? in the bathroom, in the nightstand, theyre every where, dont get me wrong i love the archie comics, especially when i was 12 but why are there so many?? Finally when i took the opportunity to question the girl we live with. I was told to ask my boyfriend. I am learning so many new things about him, now i know that he has an unhealthy obsession with archie comics, i wonder if i am his betty or veronica??

hes nuts he just fucking nuts. when i describe him outloud it seems like hes completely fucked but i guess thats what love is because i find everything completely endearing.When we got home from the airport i found a little box on the bed with my name on it. I tried not to get too excited because knowing him it was probably a box of trash. I remember when i got "gifts" last year when he left america. It ranged from things he had found on the ground to thing i had found and given to him. I think a lot of it were things he couldnt manage to throw away so he gave it to me. Im talking about broken toys, platic flowers i had found on the ground, reciepts (he loves those) his car licence plate a drawing he had found (why?) either way at least you have a background story. I opened the box and noticed that it was a box previously given to him, theres nothing wrong with regifting right?? yeah well this kid abuses it!! As expected the box was chock full of reciets, a saftey pin, some shitty bracelet of beads that he no doubt found, a candy bar that said "ps you are one in a million", and a letter. Trust me now i describe none of this with malice or dissapointment in face i love it, its the funniest thing. The letter was beautfiul he is a little romeo and the candy bar, well i love chocolate no complaints there.......until i learned more. His gifts keep on giving but in a paradoxal sense, the gift is that every gift ends up not really being a gift. Luckily for me I was attempting to not induldge in the candy bar and save it for a special occasion. A couple nights later I began to insist we eat it. He said no no no ill explain later. What could there possible be to explain?? the candy bar has infact been given to HIM! and about 5!!!!!!!!!!! years ago! 5! Infact i looked at the experation date and it was 2007. What if i had eaten that! what the fuck!! i asked why the fuck did you give that to me! he innocently responded, did you see what was on it, yeah i fucking did "you are one in a million" but that was given to you! well he certainly is. I have yet to throw away those fucking reciets from various mcdonals and gas stations (evidence of all the donughts we bought together), but ill be damned if he thinks i wont be keeping that box! Dont get me wrong he treats me like a princess, i have been the reciepient of many wonderful things but its always funny and noteworthy when he does shit like this! I think he saw that friends episode to many times where rachel has that box of trash memoris for her and ross, he claims to not remember the episode but did admit he think he got the sentimental attatchment to trash from a movie, the boy is so easily influenced by media its scary!!

although the boy knows how to use his words and say some of the sweetest things that my aers have ever heard, sometimes his compliments are a lot like his gifts, a load of crap. Some compliments are insults! They are just hard to register becaues of his cute little accent. Compliments like, you look good lying down (yeah jackass thats cause my flubs flattens!) or this one "jamal, you know i like that you aren't girly" geez fucken thanks. Dont worry though i know how to counterblocck these insultiments. I calmly told him that i also enjoyed that he wasn't manly ;)

the best part about my boyfriend is that he thinks i am funny and doesnt get upset when i am obnoixious, which its like why would anyone? thats when i am the most hilarious! but for some it can get too much. You know he loves you when he pulls off your boots in front of everyone even when you didnt ask nicely. A lot of people just wont let you do you and its always nice to find some one who will. I guess i value that as one of the most important things. He doesnt like me getting too cocky though ;) You should have seen him get his panties all in a twist when bru said he thought i was a lesbian when he first met me and a little ganster! i didnt think to much about the lesbian thing and took the ganster as a compliment!! my boyfriend screamed out that there was not way i was ganster, but his credibility to make such a judgement was completely dashed out the window when he saw jadakiss on the tv screen and he thought it was timbaland, immediatly defending himself with "hey hey i like the rap" I nearly pissed myself. I like the rap too grandpa.