Fat ass losers

I just realized as i was titling this "piece" that there are not nearly enough mean words to reference guys! I mean us girls we have bitches sluts whores cunts tramps, not surprising most referring to our sexual prowess, either way what good words do we have for insulting guys? dicks, bastards, loosers, assholes, poopy face most of these aren't actually that gender specific! Just saying ladies we should work on it! So back to the point. I HATE fat asses on guys. I always knew I did, ever since my best friends step father bent down in front of me and i nearly vomited in my mouth, i mean that ass was FAT! and not in the humpty dance good kinda way. It wasn't until I went to Italy and really started to notice their prevalence amoung the younger generation! It was a weird place to notice such a phenomenon because they are such a skinny and inshape society but I will say the male fat ass ratio is much higher in Italy. I would conclude that most american boys suffer from the flat ass, and I dont think its the jeans. Regardless if as a young boy you had a flat ass or a fat ass most will wind down their days with what i like to call the old man tucked ass. Old guys asses (not that I have been looking, but sometimes they are so in your face!) look like they have been tucked in on the bottom. I don't know if with old age maybe the pelvis starts curling, as to more easily rub your genitals on unsuspecting girls on the tram that cant move because its super full and cramped!! (thats me by the way) Its like their bodies have decided if we wont come to them theyll have to come to us! (god guys are so desperate) Well ill have you know that there are dire consequences of the pelvis curl! Its like the bottom half of the ass is missing. Like some one patted it down and tucked it under like a diaper. You know that i am thanking my lucky stars that my sweetie has got a rocking bod and an ass to boot!