Some places seem stuck in time. I have had those experience all over the world, even in minnesota. I remember a particular twilight zone episode when i went to a garage sale in edina and bought a bag of buttons from a woman with a mullet wearing a mickey mouse sweatshirt. you know who you are!
South africa is like the suburbs of america, full of surprises. Weird ones though. Like hearing celine deon in the super market, and seeing a woman breast feed in mr. price. I have also heard girls just want to have fun in several different establishments.... weird huh? south africa just wants to have fun! they just wanna! they just wanna!
I have to say that i am pleasantly surprised about how many places have kareoke here, too bad they are full of south africans that insist on singing bad 90s music. Its almost ridiculous how many times a day i get to say "I haven't heard this song in forever!" and "didnt they lock mystikal up?" either way I am sure the songs i want to sing would just add to the problem. One of the first nights my boyfriend took me out, i had one of those "i don't fucking know anybody and I dont give a FUCK" moments. I ran up on stage, personally introduced myself to Albert the kareoke guy and proceeded to sing girls just want to have fun. Now i dont know if any of you know my secret desire to sing girls just want to have fun and have the entire bar singing with me but i do. I don't know why but i apparently thought that attempt number one should take place in this small south african bar in...yes a minimall!!! These south african girls are hard to rally, i satisfied myself by cussing at all the boys in the room when the song ended, i think i got every body legitimately upset, and i am wondering if i should go back there.
South africa is like the suburbs of america, full of surprises. Weird ones though. Like hearing celine deon in the super market, and seeing a woman breast feed in mr. price. I have also heard girls just want to have fun in several different establishments.... weird huh? south africa just wants to have fun! they just wanna! they just wanna!
I have to say that i am pleasantly surprised about how many places have kareoke here, too bad they are full of south africans that insist on singing bad 90s music. Its almost ridiculous how many times a day i get to say "I haven't heard this song in forever!" and "didnt they lock mystikal up?" either way I am sure the songs i want to sing would just add to the problem. One of the first nights my boyfriend took me out, i had one of those "i don't fucking know anybody and I dont give a FUCK" moments. I ran up on stage, personally introduced myself to Albert the kareoke guy and proceeded to sing girls just want to have fun. Now i dont know if any of you know my secret desire to sing girls just want to have fun and have the entire bar singing with me but i do. I don't know why but i apparently thought that attempt number one should take place in this small south african bar in...yes a minimall!!! These south african girls are hard to rally, i satisfied myself by cussing at all the boys in the room when the song ended, i think i got every body legitimately upset, and i am wondering if i should go back there.
go back there
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