My two cents on two pieces

Whats better then talking about tv while watching it, this is when i really miss company, so whats the second best thing?? writing down the very critical commentary that i have a duty to release into the world! I am watching survivor, first off what the fuck!? congratulations you are privileged enough to be part of a show that provides you with the stimulation of suffering and surviving through a make believe competition. and you get to pretend its the most important thing in the world while ignoring the entire world. beside the weird human nature that presents itself during these reality shows i have a much more important question, even besides wondering how the fuck all these women have six packs, and why the fuck they seem like they have never graduated highschool, my big question is why do these women do these challenges in two pieces?? i barley feel comfortable lounging in my two piece much less wrestling in water for giant bean bags. not to mention are they allowed to shave on survivor??

I just don't know why women reject the one piece! Look i love the flab on my stomach getting tan more than most but i also wont deny the convenience and comfort-ability of the one piece! At least in a very physical competition like survivor!

Maybe i am too self-conscious, congratulations to these women for making it their second skin. In mebula the boys wanted to go swimming, i sat and read my book, silently fuming at the ease at which men could do somethings, like take their shirt off, pee standing up, fart, and instantly go swimming. they kept yelling com'on justine jump in! I felt bad and eventually explained..... "guys guys its not as easy for me as it is for you. I cant just take my shirt off, scratch my balls and jump in! I have to go to the bath room, get changed, worry about how i look and wonder if i am showing those 6 beers i just drank, then i have to check my top constantly to make sure my nipple isn't popping out for a show, or wanting to say hi, and my breast aren't swinging around, knocking someones teeth out, then lastly ill have to go to the bathroom and awkwardly change trying not to touch the walls with my bare ass just so i wont get a yeast infection from my wet suit. or at least that's what my mother has always told me. Man i bet all those girls on survivor have yeast infections! no wonder they are so moody! man i don't feel bad for guys at all when their balls chafe after they swim and then they walk funny, i don't feel bad at all!!!