My Lady Gaga tour

So I just got back from a couple of days in cape town and boy did i LOVE it! say it with me Pu Bl IC Trans POR TaTion!!! not to mention sidewalks! I was in heaven! in the middle of the city there is a giant mountain which they call table mountain, personally i think they could have thought of a more inventive name but who am i to judge or name mountains! While tons of exciting things happen I want to first mention how in cape town oddly enough another homeless and slightly feminine man (and by slightly i mean his name was kelly and he told me he looked good when he had his teeth, weave, and breasts in) asked me if I was lady gaga! While now i am getting a little self-conscious because while i know i am def fabulous, i think its cause i have a big nose, i also now wonder if maybe these slightly mental homeless men have a way of communicating, maybe like a secret blog network where they talk about possible celebrity sightings which i am sure in their world happen much more often! I thought this homeless man was also saying i looked like kelly osburn and i was about to flip but then i realized he was introducing himself AS kelly osburn! what luck! Kelly lost a lot of weight! along with her 4 front teeth! now put that on a reality show!