1. Get an entire bar of women to sing "girls just want to have fun"
2. Ride wild animals - Elephants, ostriches, lions, giraffes, I see them and think.......god i want to just ride you!
3. Become a foosball champion
4. have tons of cheetah print clothing and accessories
5. taste beggin' strips cause they smell sooo good!
6. hula hoop at international festivals and get paid
7. kill a man
8. win big at a casino, but without betting any money
9. become a comic writer but without writing a script and facing possible rejection and failure
10. to have ten more secret desires!
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First off i think the whole list of this should be reversed as i think 10 is one and one is just plain annoying - but that could be just because im a hag. 9 is definitely no 2 and should be realized easily if you would just send your blog in to be reviewed by the same people we have discussed in the preceding blog. ( because as you know men think they have the corner of the market on comedy and of course in Hollywood they probably do - there humor is more generalized and inclusive/exclusive - but i digress. The whole killing a man thing - i thought we talked about this - im not saying another word though i expect it to be replaced in a timely fashion.. i thought you already were a foosball champion ( isn't that what was happening in Positano????
ReplyDeleteThe cheetah print clothing and accessories should be down around number 45
but the rest can stay in my opinionated opinion. who loves you ?!
Susie