Monkey in the house!

Now in my head, in my dreams, maybe just in my past, i would be completely overjoyed to see a monkey not only 5 feet away from me but in my house! In my mind that monkey would probably be walking across the room to get my pencil that dropped and quickly running back to give me a giant monkey hug. The actual situation was quite different. As i looked up from my computer and saw a monkey, in the house standing 5 feet away from me looking innocent as ever with a package of biscuits in it's cute little monkey fingers, i silently mouthed I'm sorry and started screaming "monkey in the house! monkey in the house!" my boyfriend was the first to run in and use me as a human shield. A defensive move that when it come to him i am no stranger to. Luckily our other friend ran to the room in protector mode and chased it out. It was exciting and scary, I think for everyone else it eventually became a menace when they broke in to the house several more times! While I didn't admit it, I continued to ponder through out the day various ways to have offered friendship or a life long bond which would force me to find a way to sneak my new monkey on the plane to return to America because at that point we wouldn't be able to be apart and my monkey would do anything for me. I figured it was neither the time or place but I also feel like maybe i lost my only chance!

MIC (monkey in crime)
That's what i need and have always wanted, a monkey in crime! a smart cute monkey that knows how to laugh and point, that way i can be sure that we are both laughing at the same thing.

DAmn those monkeys are ballsy, ps they have blue balls that look translucent, seriously you could get lost in those balls for days! These monkeys know how to party and lets face it, they are the only animal that really knows how to do business! All the animals were amazing to see but at times they were kinda boring, i mean come on compared to the coordinated dances i was used to seeing in the lion king, grazing really wasn't that impressive to me! But those monkeys, well they know how to take chances, plan attacks and play! my friend said that they sometimes break into the house if you forget to lock windows, they ruin the house he said, shit is just every where and they just get into everything. he said when he got home the refrigerator was rampaged! food was everywhere! apples, cereals, eggs, two minute noodles, can you believe it the monkeys had even made two minute noodles! they really are that easy to make!