Names sometimes really come in handy when getting to know a person. I personally believe that you can really trust in a name to get a little more personal with someone. Like-wise as a parent you have to be really careful about what you name your child, that name will help those around your children make judgments and accurate decided on ways to tease them, make them feel like crap, and define them for years to come.
I might take this matter somewhat personally because if I was born with a penis, which i was not, my parents were thinking of naming me Herman or Giacomo. Barbarians. Luckily my vagina gave me something a little bit more then just my feminine wilds, it also gave me a beautiful name!
Either way, I write this blog as a warning to the future parents of america, but why assume that only Americans read my blog? so, of the WORLD! I warn you, if you name your daughter Shelly, she will be smelly, if you name your child Marty, they will definitely have a very severe cases of the fartys, and if you name your kid Chester, this might only be a fact, but he will be a molester, and if you name your son Herman, well i don't know what that rhymes with but most likely he will be some kind of pedophile as well. I am sorry if I have offended anyone of said names but since I know the names of my only two blog followers which might rhyme with boosin (see!) and scary (told ya) I am not that concerned.
So hear me now, really watch out, and though you might think you are super hip and on the edge of cutting new names, don't name your children anything along the lines of "mostitute" "kalcoholic" or "turderer" cause I think we all know how those stories will end. Thank you good night
Justine Queen
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herman will be, obviously, a merman
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