Mom-date

The other day was really special, me and my roommate went on a mom date. We went to two movies in a row, maxed out on candy and popcorn, and we even went above the speed limit while driving to the theater, god we were so wasted! Ok not really, there would be no way my roomie could drive, my mom has been such a light weight since I can remember. We had a really good time, stealing things and sneaking into places is so much more fun if you can convince a 48 year old woman to do it with you. For some reason its like its not gonna be that big of a deal if you get caught.

Half the time when you are caught doing something wrong they only make a big stink out of it to make a point, to teach you a lesson, its highly doubtful they haven't done the same or don't think its downright hilarious that you just walked out of the Halloween store claiming you came in with the chicken suit on. Either way, why would someone waste a lesson on a mom and daughter? They obviously are a lost cause as a very successful pair.

Plus I have completely ignored the awesome fact that no one ever doubts the actions of a mother and daughter, no one suspects, no one even blinks an eye, so what! they could have sworn they saw you two 2 hours ago walking into whip it, there is no way you could be just wandering the halls of the theater sneaking into extra shows, no way! and that's how its done! when there is no suspicion there is no way of getting caught! We were feeling pretty good about ourselves, maybe we were pushing it when we smoked a bowl in the theater bathrooms but the moment momsies started getting all paranoid I knew it was a big mistake. ok not really, it was a GREAT idea! but she was loosing her cool.

As I was having a shove my face contest with myself I realized that sneaking into the movies with my mom is one of my favorite things to do on a Friday when I have no plans or jobs to keep me from doing so and my mom is playing hookie from work.