Friday, September 18, 2009

Reflections, Rebirth, and roommates

I must reflect on the past week, because I have begun a new life, that is why I titled my blog rebirth, My two new, yet old roommates raised me as a child, they bathed me, they fed me, they put me to spleep, they supported me, and they foolishly thought that a college diploma would end these duties. Now, being reborn, i spend most of my day on their floor crying in fetal position and if I am not doing that I am downloading stuff on the computer in my underwear, which I will brag is pretty advance for a born again infant.

My roommates are pretty cool, a little strict you know, they both get up super early to go to work and I think they both secretly think they are better then me. They always casually talk about their jobs, I think they resent the fact that I am younger then them, god they will never stop living in the past. They both just went to the doctor, together of course, losers, and I guess one of them is losing muscle mass in their ass, I wonder if the test for that was just a firm slap and grip to the ass by our doctor. I don't think there is anything to trip about, I mean as I get older I wouldn't mind my ass getting cushier if my life wasn't, at this point you gotta have something to just lean back and take a load off on. I guess you want to stay healthy though, they are both always on my back about smoking ciggs.

But really god damn it, I have no job, no car, no license, I live alone in my parents basement, and sometimes i need to chain smoke just to get me through the day.

I don't know when it is appropriate to publish and start a new post, is it daily, is it topic change? As I come to a rather sore topic I think I will call for a new post.....

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