You are tall and stupid

"Wow you are really tall!" "Thank you!" THAT'S NOT A FUCKING COMPLIMENT! what the hell huh? if that's a fucking compliment then being short is not only an insult, it's a tragedy! I'm not complaining, i like myself just the way i am, but you could assume that i am saying that because, well, there is no way to change it so you might as well accept it right? like having a third breast, or an extra toe! I think my personality would be different. I think a lot of people forgive my sassy-ness, my obnoxious-ness, because i am barely at eye-height and how do you approach someone you cant see!? As I stomp around parties, running my mouth, swearing, and acting like i don't give a fuck, I get this a lot "god you are just a sassy little thing!" Ok thank you for thinking my inability to stay quiet is endearing and entertaining. I'm seen as spunky and feisty! And you know what, that is completely ok by me, how ever I can get away with more.

As much as i feel vertically challenged and my heart goes out to all those that feel stuck to a ground that is so much closer and easier to fall to, honestly I would never date a short boy, a short man if you know what i am talking about. As far as I am concerned we would be like a traveling circus show! two short freaks running around together, complimenting all those tallees stomping around.