Blog's Dos and Dont's

I picked up a magazine today that was giving some "Dos and Dont's" about blogging. I thought that I could use some advice, especially considering the Julie Julia fiasco and my unforgivable actions and words after. Either way in bold it was written, swearing in blogs is tacky and then right next to it was step by step directions on how to self-take the perfect profile picture, in it it even advised to make it look like someone else took it cause trying too hard was suuuuper lame. Isn't that a paradox? cause in reading the directions aren't you already past the point of trying too hard?? oh sure these people pathetically taking the perfect self angled photos are ok but god forbid if you write a blog with an F bomb in it!

Dont put a real name? think about future jobs!?? oh ok yeah i just might now want my future employer to know i am super hilarious and have kinda of a potty mouth! Peoples priorities are so fucking fucked these days. You can alter your image so you can be what the world demands of you but don't you dare step out of the circle and say some fucking shit that might offend some mother fuckers. Fuck your cages.

Blog Jealousy

So i just watched Julie & Julia that movie with Meryl Strepe about the cook and the woman writing a blog about cooking. It's a TRUE story and i am going to admit here and now that although i loved the movie (i was told "of course you do, you're a girl" - so i obviously recommend it to anyone with a vagina) FYI i'm going to ignore that male assumption for another ranty day so we can get to the most important part of this half bit poor excuse of a blog (sorry i didnt mean that), i suffered from some serious blog envy through out the entire movie! she wrote about cooking and she had tons and tons of followers! A god damn movie was dedicated to her! I don't want to sound ungrateful for my dedicated follower but i have to admit a little jealousy crept in, i mean her blog didn't seem so fucking great! I got irrational, and it wasn't like i could go throw a rock through her blogs window or burn her blog down! Fucking untouchable internet! I was so angry that i did something even worse, i went out and got drunk then verbally abused my blog when i got home. I said a lot of things i didn't mean and I might have been a little rough but that's what happens when you drink. I'm going to bloganger management classes now, and i really don't know when my blog will be able to trust me again, especially because this wasn't the first time. It's been a pattern, ever since i saw my sisters blog and one particular brilliant entry she did on beauty, fucking bitch. My poor blog never saw the storm coming. All I can say is that i am trying to change.

Areview of Blogging

Reading back on my blogs at 6 o'clock in the evening, not pathetic at all!

Blogging while making me fat also helps me love the non fat parts of me. Sure i have tons of things to do, organize, plan, and hate random things but whats more fun then traveling time and reading all my hilarious commentary on my not so hilarious life! I really hope the standards haven't dropped but I am starting to think that my blogs started with a bang and are ending with....... not a bang, don't get excited i am not done whatsoever! I'm just taking the time to compliment myself for some hilarious ass shit when i first started blogging and i want to make a sincere apology, i have noticed my blogs becoming more story like, i want to apologies for losing the real motive and purpose of my blogs, to mock people and their beliefs! not to mention their style! HEllo!!

On that note I think square toes with collared shirts are trashy and promise trouble along with lots of hair gel!