Mind your own beeswax!

Soooo as I was sitting by the pool in the middle of January at my friends aunts house, feeling completely entitled to my paradise like environment and i was of course minding my own business. Well it pretty much goes with out saying that minding my own business involved talking out lout about the personal affairs of other people that i didn't know, like Lindsey lohan and scarlet johanson. Ill say so myself i was thinking my side comments plus theories concerning the career choices of lilo pretty funny when one of the other bottom feeder free-loaders at the pool asked me if i personally knew any of these people...... WHA? well that's a dumb question i felt the need to respond, if i knew lindsey lohan what the hell would i be doing here with you fucks, i would be at her private resort on the Caribbean helping her cope with all her god damn problems, well because obviously we would be good friends ;) Then the boy next to me also responded that reading these magazines made one stupidER, I quickly corrected him that that it was "dumber" and predictably pointed out to him that between the two of us at least i knew the difference. Needless to say I am making a lot of friends here in Australia! The trick is to not let them push you around! I have always hated a bully. Thats why i suck at poker, because even if i know i am not going to win i effing hate that smug look of the person across from me that has just upped the ante, so with a pair of 2s I will yell, Fuck You! ALL IN!